Tuesday, January 3, 2012

when i am in the woods of the usa i like to carve sticks

When I am in the woods of the United States of America I like to carve sticks. I always have and always will. I have a feeling that in 2012 we probably won't get the chance to vote for the people worth voting for. That’s why I’m carving up all these spears and stockpiling ‘em for the next Civil War. Maybe we should just re-enact the Civil War on Twitter. I predict I will get shot in the hip by a Confederate with a rifle, but my cellphone will block the musket ball. I won't have insurance on my phone, but my phone company will replace it for free anyway.

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